Thursday, December 4, 2008

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

The H is O!

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So gross

The Green Team!

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Use glass dildos instead of rubber ones!

Poor guy

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Who's the tank?


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LOL pretty funny

Kinda late but...



One office and 3 jokers... like NYC with 423897042 of them walkin in the parade that night.

Your Favorite Superhero

Pay Attention!

Lil Jon and the kids

Chop suey on Rock band 2



Hella Dope!

HEad in toilet

Thursday, November 27, 2008

On this day give thanks...



So every last Thursday of November the country gathers around with their family and friends to give thanks for another abundant year full of happiness, food, and health. I'd like to take this time to give THANKS for my parents whom without their support and advice I wouldn't be the person I am today. I also like to give thanks for all my friends that are in my life, they motivate me to do what I do and keep fighting for my dreams and aspirations. All these people are the backbone of who I am and who I aspire to be. Thank you and stay blessed.


P.S. Don't forget the Native Indians.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Part 2

LOL because there were so many I didn't want to OD on just one post.


Yumm DOuche burgers.


Looney tunes... classic.


SMH!


More like abortion tea.

FAILURES of the world

Please or his professor will be very disappointed.



This ones good because its a WIN instead of a fail


Steak is my hero too.


REALLY?

Pain without borders.. a short



This video should make some of you focus your thoughts on other instead of being selfish and thinking its all about you. Theres children losing their parents, families and homes due to this senseless "war". Look for the truth and it will set you free.

Show me your genitals



This guys video... made my day.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Educate yourself...



I want everyone to open their eyes and stop living in LA LA land. The government is using everyone like little pawns for their own personal interest. Open your minds to real knowledge... what they won't teach you in school you need to search for it yourself. And you wonder why we are in this "economic crisis".

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Marky Mark is pissed



HAHA Im lookin for that skit all over and as soon as I find I'll post it. HAHA but come on it was funny, Mark really needs to lighten up and laugh a little bit. Its comedy! you gotta laugh at yourself sometimes. They say the greatest form of flattery is when someone impersonates you. You should feel honored MArk

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Jon Stewart on media




So this was 04 elections... and just really listen to Jon talk to these guys...JOn really has a point the media is honestly hurting the public, the media has such a huge effect on the public and its so obvious these guys are biased. Most news channels are biased and have an agenda that its not even hidden anymore. But most of America isnt educated on telling the difference and most of America is still ignorant. Anyhow please ladies and gentlemen...vote right and vote fair.

He layed it out for the mormons...NIIICE


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Please Scratch his Nuts

Monday, October 6, 2008

Friday, October 3, 2008

Thursday, October 2, 2008

SEXY SEXY




This video is really really sexy... maybe a lil too much but i like when the artist and the director go above and beyond. Hmmm im wondering what Ushers wife thinks. Enjoy... i know i did LOL

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Shattered Friendships

Where do I begin... first of all I was looking at my blog over all and it just looked silly. Like everything I have posted has been just random things Ive found online with no substance. Better late than never to post something with meaning or at least something that has been stirring inside of me. I tend think a lot about things and sometimes doubt my actions, but everything I do has a purpose. Now for someone to comment on it and feel that they are disappointed with me as a person? now that calls for questioning. What could it be that I have done or not done to disappoint such a person. You would ask does it even matter? is this person of such stature that could affect my thoughts and my state of happiness. I say yes to that because I put my trust into this person and I still believe in this person even with everything he has told me. This was a matter of business and shouldn't step over the friendship boundaries, now for you to think of me as a failure because I have a feeling that's what this person is thinking or that I have other priorities... in which yes you are right. I have a job and I try to juggle a lot on a daily basis but my main focus is to become someone... to do something productive so I can be proud of myself. I am a hard worker... I do get things done, but how can I do so if I have very little direction? I might have made a mistake but it was one mistake now should I be held totally accountable for it? I personally don't think so. If you make a mistake I believe in giving the other a second chance. It really hurts me to think this person has lost faith in me because Ive never lost faith in them even when I felt he could do more on his behalf to better his economic situation. This is more than just a mistake in business... it seems it really has crossed over into our friendship and I'm saddened to say it might not get better. I wish the best for him and the best in all his endeavors. All I wanted was to help and I didn't ask for anything in return. Its funny how things get worse before they get better... as I always say and truly believe in "everything happens for a reason," lets just hope this event will lead me to something better.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Who's gonna save my soul


(Source: Gusto)


Sadly enough this has happened to most of us.
I have sadly fallen victim of this robbery and I on the other hand am doing my best to get my heart back. It was stolen from me back in May of 2007... if anyone has seen it please be kind enough to return it to its rightful owner, me.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Buenos DIAS


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SO Its been a while since I really posted something on my blog. I been busy and I been to sick with the flu to get out of bed and hope on the PC. Stay TUNED!

A little FAIL

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Friday, August 15, 2008

Fantastic

Funny Pictures
Funny Videos


I need to find one of these in the city

Kitty!

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A Short Love Story


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The Spirit

TR2N

The Game- My Life

Hollywood



I NEED A PARTY LIKE THIS IN NYC

Polar Bear Express

POLAR BEAR POO POO

Major fail

Boats and Hoes

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Im a pussy pirate, call me jack sparrow

And now you know

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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Jockin Jay-Z

Dope Boy Fresh - Jay-Z

CHILL BABY GIRL MY GIRL IS HEREEEEE!

On spanish people



Mierda...he's right about the dress and sneakers.

This shit right here nigga!

The Real Peter Griffin




More fails




Hmmmm Hause Cleaning? God reference?



Locked out!



So I come home from work monday to find myself being locked out of my house. Thought had my keys but after turning my bag inside out I remembered I left them on my nightstand. My parents were in jersey and my brother was MIA :-/ I had to get the outside key from the landlord but i was still fucked cus i had nothing to open MY door with... Note to self "carry a butter knife in bag" or just DONT FORGET MY FUCKING KEYS.



GRRRR everyone I knew on my block wasnt home... my last resort was my "buddy" in my hood. Sigh... so im sitting on my stairs debating if I should just wait it out or go get a nut with a guy I have a lust/hate relationship with... At this point i really had to pee and was dying of hunger :-/ 10 mins later I find myself in a cab on my way to his crib :-P . All in all the night ends well; I get mines ;-) and I go back to mi casa to find my door open wit the parentals there.


Monday, August 11, 2008

Yackin

Blueprint 3



YES YES bitches you heard right .... Jigga man is in the studio as we speak for the blueprint 3 which will be his final album for Def Jam... does that mean that he'll still be putting out albums on other lables??? HMMMM Anyway he has recorded 3 joints but hes keeping it hush hush. Kanye will be producing most of his album woop woop! SORRY TIMBO!! Lets just wait an see what happens.

Duhh Errr they are mad


So I was reading that there are groups for the intellectually disabled that are protesting the movie "Tropic Thunder" for their discrimination on the disabled. UMMmmm seriously the word "retard" is used every day by billions of people... so by boycotting a movie do you really think your gonna prevent people from their freedom of expression and use of derogatory words? So it might be offensive but no one really gives a fuck and if your one of the very few that does care well good for you here's a cookie. THE MOVIE is a COMEDY... some people use fucked up words and situations to portray their comedic situation. FUCKIN LAUGH YOU RETARDS!

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Some failures in life




TheWackness

Hip-Hop, weed, and the 90's you really can't go wrong. I can now reminisce back on my childhood growing up through this film... when I come across something like this its really hard to let it pass by. Music back then was my inspiration to do what I do... and most of you dont know exactly what it is I do and Im not going to explain right now. CHeck this movie OUT on the REAL! And the soundtrack is on point.

Mumz The Werd

Here's a clothing line I'm helping launch off the ground and into fashion space. There's something about it that just can't compare to the cheap cotton shirts you might find in stores... ahem UO.. lol Any how, these shirts fit like nothing Ive ever worn before and just straight out catch you eye... I SEE YOU LOOKIN! now take a look at the video below. www.mumzthewerd.com Order yours now!

Must See and must smoke


So I need to see this movie and so do you. Super Bad was great so you really can't go wrong with this "stoner movie."